Like another poster said, this is comedy gold, yet could still be taken seriously if nessicary. I think you could call it somthing like "Master of incence" or "the Inssuflated."
No other real critique as yet except rewording "More flavors" to make it clear that you get one more blend every time they recive the feature.
Also, how many blends/per day? Do you get just the one (that may or may not count as several) but it lasts all day?
Also, is there a blend that gives you a smokey breath-weapon?