Romeo took off his shirt, revealing a finely shaven and waxed chest. He also gets out some lotion and starts rubbing himself down till he glistens.

He goes over and stands next to the girl and starts stretching. '"Ever has it been that love knows not its own depth until the hour of separation." It means we don't realise how much we cared for a person till we've already lost them. A sad fact of human life.'

He knew it was a bit risky to go with big words when chatting up girls like this, but with his lack of a good body, a nice personality was the only way to get noticed here.

Attraction: (1d20+4)[22], vs INT or WILL mod (whatever is lowest)+1d20
Works for (1d4+4)[7]hours