"Marcy's like if Tim Burton met Guy Fieri and huffed the fumes of a billion melting Prince records." ~Beans, on Marciano Louv're.
Spoiler: Haldavar the Red, by Orestes the Bard.
"Hear now of Haldavar, whose unholy spell
Eclipsed the moon, and shook the Hells!
Yes, hear of Haldavar with beard of snow,
With tottering footsteps, with wrinkled brow.
Oh fell Haldavar, whose wicked art
Could cloak the foulness of his lustful heart."