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@Yakyak. Yeah, that's what you get. I bet you're going to think twice before going to six flags again.


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Hey, Haddock can I ask you a question?
Yeah, sure. What is it?
*sigh* Why do you like me so much?
Aw. Did the Psychic strike a nerve.
Shut up! So Haddock...
Because you're totally hot.
*sigh* Of course.
What did I say wrong?
Oh she just hates that no one loves her. Just her body.
Wow. You're hypocritical.
What?
Well you said when I evolved into a Machamp that you didn't love me because I was a pokemon.
I did not!
Uh. Yeah you said that or something along the lines of you not liking pokemon like that.
Hypocrite
I am not! I don't care about someone's body!
Yes you are, If it's such a yes or no decision about pokemon it just means are standards are lower, not that you don't care about someone's attractiveness.*sigh* Whatever I'm bringing out Ackbar.

So is this a trap?
A trap?
You know. You trick me into seeing what horrors I'll commit if around evil people.
I don't really care what you do.
Likely story! I've spoken with your boxed pokemon!



I'm teaching you Surf.
Is this an experiment to see how I handle losing the ability to sing?
*sigh* It is not an experiment.

You want to see if I will brutalize those weaker then myself?
I don't care!

You must want to see how I move under the effects of being paralyzed!
Sure, why not!?
See I knew it was a trap!
Arrgh!

I guess you want to see if I have a future as an exterminator.
Yes, Yes I do.

There happy!
Oh so much happiness.

Seeing how my capabilities fare against evolved pokemon?
Well, yeah actually.

I.. You want to measure my brain waves.

Did you get any useful information?
No. No I did not.

What do you want from this trip!?
Nothing really. It's relaxing. Or was, until you kept complaining.

There, there it's dead! Happy!
I don't care if it's dead or not!

What now!? Want to see how I handle motherhood?
Ditto time!
Actually I'd prefer you didn't.
You want me to kill my children, to see how I handle it! You monster!

Well if it makes you feel better, no egg.
Hah, Now you can't make me kill my children.
Listen here! The last thing I would make you do would be to kill your own children!

Want to see how I deal with the mother of the Pidgey I killed?

There that's how I deal with it! Happy?
*sigh*


Want to see the effects of freezing things alive!

Get it in the ball now!

So what's your name?
My name is Raffael, kind madam. Now that I'm caught this is a great opportunity to study your people's pokemon centers.
Yeah, yeah sure. Hah! I caught a shiny! I caught a shiny! I'm better then my dad.


Okay, Ackbar why are you so convinced that this is either a trap, or everything is an experiment?
Well I was owned by a scientist before you.
And he ran experiments on you?
Well, he didn't say but why else would he keep me?
Well my mom's a scientist and she has pokemon she didn't experiment on.
As far as you know!
*sigh*

I'm not becoming a Castform!
That's probably a smart idea,

My scientist never had safeguards!
That's...wonderful.


Okay Ackbar we're done for now.
Why? You're done running your experiments.
I'm not running any experiments.

Prof.Kipp it is your turn.
Ah yes, let us beat the peasants into submission.



I'm teaching you strength.
I shall use my power to hold the status quo.

I shall show this weed it's place.
Um. Okay.

You scum thinking you deserve respect make me so angry!

Die bug scum!

The scum thinks it can poison me and get away! For assaulting a gentlemen such as myself I sentence you to death,
Didn't you attack it first?
And it should have accepted it.



I do not need these fancy punches to protect the status quo.

I wuv you Mommy.
I wuv you too, Biollante.

The weeds keep rising up.


Not even low-class birds will escape me.


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Melinda
Biollante
Jango
Ackbar
Haddock
Prof.Kipp
Raffael


Our first shiny!!!!

Comments are appreciated, questions are welcome.