I am VERY disappointed. Phyrexian Hulk doesn't have the classic flavour text.

It doesn't think. It doesn't feel. It doesn't laugh or cry.
All it does from dusk till dawn
Is make the soldiers die.

I know I'm being a very weird nitpicker here but you don't change something that works so well.

Sure, I don't play "real" formats, being limited to only massive multiplayer on a very casual level (we let in the Un-cards, for pete's sake!); however, I feel that this is one of those things that people just plain-out shouldn't change and you don't need to be a darn DCI-indulging Magic fan to realize this.