Haha! Well ain't this a splendid surprise! Its a talking wall! With its own pair of eyes, or should I say pairs of eyes! Simply MARVELOUS! Its a pleasure to meet ya sir, madame, whatever you are. it matters not to me. Come, sit, share some tea with me why dontcha? Boiled it me-self using the tears of this adorable little unicorn I maimed and dismembered earlier this morning.
Sure enough the crazy hooded loon is sitting in a floating holding a pot of tea. It smells sweet, not that he'd really expect the wall to smell anything. Though it wouldn't shock him if it did. After pouring a cup for himself he continues blathering on
Unfortunately, your little companion lied to you though. I don't have any cake to give you to on this occasion. Would ya take a "Warning of Apocalypse resulting in the End of All Life as we know it" for compensation? If you don't I'm gonna tell ya about it anyway. Consider it a present! Ooo! I hope today's your birthday then!