Blackfist Brotherhood to the UAL 
I do so much admire a man who goes to the effort of writing his letters in an interesting accent. A man who is a member of an organisation who is so dedicated to peace and unity, like the UAL.
We are not opposed to peace, as a concept. But we are opposed to a peace that is enforced by thugs in badly tailored suits, and we would rather reserve the right to fight such a peace.
Signed: The Middle Finger
Passed along in the city everywhere and handed out secretly on street corners: