The United Alliance of Labor

Letter to the Order of the Wren
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Aw, you don' like us? I suppose it can't be helped.
-CEO Dennis Kasparzak


Letter to the Blackfist Brotherhood
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So you've seen the other letters then? I have under my employ a talented secretary, though if it suits you better I'll have her paraphrase for you. My men and I are not thugs, we are workers and artisans that help the poor and downtrodden. Also, I saw your little poster, you think we work in a Gilded Palace? You think we're rich? We've got almost nothing, yet we give and give, helping Runner's City and all it's inhabitants. I'd mind my tongue if you think to insult us, we simply wished to let you know that if you made trouble we'd be the ones to end it.
-CEO Dennis Kasparzak


Letter to the Technist's Guild
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Yous guys are great. A real laugh riot. I's, personally, can't wait to start working which yous.
-CEO Dennis Kasparazak


The EBSA
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Sure ting dollface. Take five, boys.
The thugs disperse and the boss takes a step forward,
Where we off to, neh? Yous got something important to say?