Quote Originally Posted by ThirdEmperor View Post
The Cat Burglar never really came in through the door so much as milled around in the doorway, staring at his feet. And he's not quite done doing so either.

"Oh, uh, Ilpholin told me, to tell you, that we might need to expand the network to some village in a swamp? So, maybe we should make a non-implant version of the thingy as well? You know, in case they don't like implants."

This, however, is still not the question the Cat is working up the nerve to asked, as evidenced by the fact he has yet to depart.

"This... This won't cause any scars, will it?"
Magtok desperately wants nothing more right now than to smash Cat Burglar's skull against the table, and just keep smashing until he stops squirming, and then take a ten minute lunch break, and then go right back to smashing for a few minutes longer, until every ounce of stupid has been bashed out of that miserable little fool's skull.

"No. No, it won't."

He sighs in exasperation. It really would've helped to know about the swamp village thing earlier, so he'd know better than to go off on that silly implant tangent.

"We're going with just the phone lines thing, then. Fancy fiber optic nonsense, to be precise. No need to install anything in your skull, and the entire project can be dealt with via a combination of the color spectrum minions and my own Magbots."