*Convince them to get the house special at a tavern by the name of "The Magic Mushroom." It can result in the following.
Quote:"You wake up in the morning. Your fire is not purple, nor does it show any sign of ever having been, your sheets cannot in fact talk to you as you thought, nor can your doorknob, which appears to be covered in a viscous pink sticky liquid. Vaguely you recall attempting to feed it a love potion."