I'd love to do either or both of those, but... What Fri said. There's no way I could do so without a good translation of the system(s).
Originally Posted by Voltaire, Goodnight Demonslayer
I won't tell you there's nothing 'neath your bed,
I won't tell you that it's all in your head,
This world of ours is not as it seems;
The monsters are real, but they're not in your dreams -
Learn what you can from the beasts you defeat,
You'll need it for some of the people you'll meet!