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    Firbolg in the Playground
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    Default Re: 2000 things I'm not allowed to do in an RPG

    3098: I do not own, nor am I permitted to own, a Banana Guided Autonomous Monkey Device, or BaGAMD.
    This especially includes any time I have a primate for an animal companion or familiar or cohort or any other time one of my characters has access to a monkey and/or bananas.
    Last edited by Karoht; 2012-08-14 at 04:43 PM.
    ~~Courage is not the lack of fear~~
    Quote Originally Posted by gooddragon1 View Post
    If the party wizard can't survive a supersonic dragon made of iron at epic levels it's his own fault really.
    "In soviet dungeon, aboleth farms you!"
    "Please consult your DM before administering Steve brand Aboleth Mucus.
    Ask your DM if Aboleth Mucus is right for you.
    Side effects include coughing, sneezing, and other flu like symptoms, cancer, breathing water like a fish, loss of dignity, loss of balance, loss of bowel and bladder control."