If I'm reading this correctly, we'd make the least effective team of super heroes out there.
Barring a couple of people with unending cosmic power, the rest of us are mostly useless. Let's see...
We can absorb the evil villain's monologue so we don't have to listen to it and then lock them in a box. And if that doesn't work, we can throw down a smoke grenade to cover our escape so that one of us outlives them to dance on their grave.
Are we the Less Useful Than Aquaman Squad?