Chrono Crusade avi by Ceika.
Duct Tape makes the world go round, and WD40 makes sure it doesn't squeak along the way.
If you ever think English isn't a screwed up language, just remember that read and lead rhyme and read and lead rhyme, but read and lead don't rhyme and neither do read and lead.
Extended Homebrew Signature
Anything there is pretty much up for trade