2012-08-21, 11:23 PM (ISO 8601)
Re: PTA: Wuhtu (IC)
Watching to see if nobody is looking, Nikolas begins pacing back and forth like a drill instructor and barks in an officious tone, "Listen up men, today we're going to be hunting wild Pokemon. If fighting is sure to result in victory, you must fight," pumping his fist to punctuate his sentence.
"Sun Jim said that, and I'd say he knows a little more about fighting than we do because he invented it. And then he perfected it so that no man could best him in the ring of honor. Then he used his fight money to buy two of every Pokemon and earth and then he herded them onto a little boat and then he made them fight each other. And from that day forward, whenever a bunch of animals are together in one place they all it a Gym!"
He had not bothered to fact check the story, but it had been on the internet. People didn't just lie on the internet, right?
Last edited by Bad Situation; 2012-08-21 at 11:23 PM.