Originally Posted by
TheAmishPirate
And so, just like last time, Sandy ended up face-down on the table, adding in a few repeated bonks for good measure. "Daggum it all...I thought that one were goin' alright. 'Til she pounced me t'get to that crumb, but goin' alright before that. Augh, 'It were just an accident', what was I thinking?!" He turned his head skyward, but alas, the clouds had no answer for the hapless stallion.