I actually like this one and find it quite entertaining. +1 cookie.
You're ordering your Cohort to do something therefore you are indirectly dealing damage to the Stuffy Doll.
All of those are rule zero though except one of them involves Pizza. You'd be better off going to the Tomb of Horror to get the Sphere and Talisman
unfortunately you've trumped me playground, but the Stuffy Doll is a stubborn loser brb figured something out that can remove Pact of Return, while it making some moderate sense.