Like I always say, give the ponies what they want.
Originally Posted by Forum Explorer
Well, as long as what they want is orbital friendship bombardment, anyway.
My Little Roleplay: Dang It, Hasbro, This Is What Happens When You Make Us Wait For Pony
Originally Posted by Balmas
So, you're not experiencing any sudden urges to conquer the world? No uncontrollable desires to make reality bend to your whim? No overwhelming meglomania?
YES! I'VE FINALLY DONE IT! THE RETROVIRUS WORKS! SOON, PONIES EVERYWHERE WILL KNOW THE COMBINED JOYS OF MAGIC, FLIGHT, AND...WHATEVER EARTH PONIES HAVE! LET PHASE TWO OF TESTING COMMENCE!
Wait, "phase two"?
Yes, now that the retrovirus has been perfected, it needs to be tested on a large, diverse population to ensure that soci-URK!
*telekinetically throttling Boffinspark* I SWEAR, IF YOU TRY RELEASING THAT STUFF IN CANTERLOT AGAIN...
*gasp*...no...not *urk*...Canterlot...*is dropped to the ground* Of course I wouldn't perform this test in Canterlot.
Good, for a second there I thought...
Canterlot is simply doesn't have the percentage populations of pegasui and earth ponies that this test requires. And besides, its far too large to make observation of the test results feasible. No, the community my ninjas will release the retrovirus in needs to be small enough that I can ensure near-total coverage, needs to have a good mix of pegasui, unicorns, and earth ponies, and needs to have a population well accustomed to unsual occurences.
Wait, you're not seriously saying...
Once Sugarcube Corner's flour and sugar stores have been dosed with retrovirus spores, it will only be a matter of time befor-URK!
*resumes throttling Boffinspark*
Heh, if Lix starts blowing things up, I might decide to get involved myself.
Originally Posted by Pokonic
Gentlecolts, might I suggest we start backing away very slowly.
In case anypony is wondering, check the religion section of the race in my homebrew signature.