Quote Originally Posted by The Succubus View Post
Could be worse. Could be an Adam's watermelon or Adam's pineapple. No jokes about Adam's banana please. We're civilised people in this thread.
How about Adam's cucumber?

I'm currently converting a pair of old jeans into hotpants for a post-apocalyptic themed party one of my friends is having in a couple of weeks. Just tried them on in the mirror, and damn I look hot!