Bad your life is awesome, glory in it! You're an inspiration, not an insult.
I actually like the shoes though. I prefer a wedge heel over the new common stilletos.
*mild, friendly envy*
Yoga is awesome! It's totally not passive if you get into it.So yeah, shaved my legs for the first time today - took an hour and a half O_o but I did manag to avoid slicing off anything too important though
Did it whilst my ipod was on shuffle - first song that came on was Time Warp, second was YMCA, third was Vogue (fourth was Sound of Eight Hooves, though). After the struggle to reach the backs of my thighs I finally understand why so many women do yoga. Feeling very positive after a somewhat average couple of weeks of bad dysphoria and general blerg about life.
Also! Shave your legs EVERY TIME you get in the shower. If you of it should only take like, ten minutes tops to maintain.
Back of the legs... Yeah. There's no way that can be done easily in the shower or tub without looking like a pin-up. >///<
For the play-by-play, I don't think it's playground safe. But a google search will turn up results, and even some diagrams of the internal anatomical bits. My most literate resource was an article on a cosplay forum, so don't let the URL throw you off.For the discussion on tucking, I've never actually been able to find good resources on how to go about it. I'm not sure I would anyway, for comfort reasons, but I would like to know more.
I hope things go well with your parents. I wish we could help somehow, but I suppose moral support must suffice.