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    Titan in the Playground

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    Default Re: Wealthless Players

    Quote Originally Posted by yougi View Post
    Mechanically, it is exactly the same: instead of selling their +1 sword to buy a +2 sword, they pay in [insert currency] to improve it, and instead of it being in town, they actually are in [whatever place you need to be at for the ritual].
    [PC raises sword to Druid circle in front of the biggest tree of the forest]

    PC: "O wisest elder shamans, perform the Ritual of the Flaming Blade, infuse my weapon with the power of fire, to vanquish Baron Von Evil and his minions!"

    Druid: [wryly examines sword] "Seven grand. Take it or leave it"

    PC: "But... I have no-"

    Druid: "You some kinda retarded? Listen, kid, we got bills to pay, and we 'aint exactly running a charity here. Cough up the dough, or get out, 'fore I have Smokey here pull yer head off" [motions with head toward a rather fierce-looking Dire Bear]

    Last edited by Slipperychicken; 2012-10-08 at 03:17 PM.