The toaster gets an odd look.

The toast, another odd look.

As Cosmo grumbles in the background, the half-ghost takes the toast, and reads the message upon it.

Raises his eyebrow at the name...

...and then gets what can only be described as an evil smirk on his face.

"Is it not true," he asks, "that Thomas Alva Edison was the greatest inventor of the late 19th and early 20th centuries?"