"Hello Mister O'Connell!" Telsa replies brightly. "What is your favorite Naruto pairing?"

...

Seriously? Not only does she refuse to introduce herself she jumps to anime-shipping?

Rebo has no idea where this stuff is coming from and apologizes for Telsa's weirdness. As it is oft said, 'What the hell, Cleverbot?'

Attention is quickly turned to the newcomer!

"Okay," she replies with a nod. "I will remember your name, Hank. And I am a pretty young girl! Father says so. And everything Father tells me is true."