*I may not play an awakened worm with way too much WBL and Perform(Sarcasm), Perform(one-liner), Profession(Worm of fortune) or Knowledge(Irony)
**neither may I ever have ranks in UMD
*No there is no Holy handgrenade
**No there is no Relic of Antioch
***I shalt not count to 3
**No I may not craft one
***Even if I do, which i obviously don't, it's command phrase is not "1..2..5"
***I may not have leadership with a follower named Brother Maynard
*I may not reference Monty Python, on pain of immedeate rocks falling
*I may not play videogames within a timeframe of 8 hours when making a character
*I must contain myself to a sensory deprivation tank before starting to make a character.