Long time troller, first time login-er. Just wanted to say that if Capt. GITP is stressing on releasing material for those of us who aren't regulars, he should stop immediately. Everyone can see the pic of the mangled paw on the front page, so they know what's up, and trying any funny business will just make healing proper take that much longer. Time to sit back with that stack of (insert favorite show here) DVDs lying around.

Ice cream. I'm told ice cream helps these kinda things.