If you're going to be so rude and insulting, then I curse thee. The hand of the shipping goddess shall never touch thee, until thine apologies find the heart of her prophet.
(Thunder rumbles menacingly)
(turns, flounces away)
D'aww, he didn't mean it, Lixie! C'mere~
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