Yo dawg...

* If I play in two campaigns, I may not treat one as a sandbox and the other as a drama.
**Said 'sandbox' campaign may not include a character more serious than the 'drama' campaign
***I may not work behind the scenes to make the 'sandbox' campaign more fun or make more sense than the 'drama' campaign.
****Any attempt to merge the two will result in my characters in both campaigns mysteriously dying or getting switched.
***** If I do, it will be in my own campaign. With Blackjack. And hookers.