Dropped a car battery on a finger: this broke the finger slightly.
Slammed a door on that same finger while leaving for the hospital: this took off that finger nail.
Found out I'm resistant to most paid medications and my job would not want me testing positive for others: I'm not taking pain meds.
Killed my car's engine and radiator after filling up the gas tank.
Also, I might have an ear infection.
...it's better to be handsome than lucky, I guess.