The Bombinomicon is my new favorite character.
"Hey, it's you! Here, take this. Is good. You're gonna like this bomb head."
"Hey, you got a head! Great! Now it's a bomb head."
"Pow. Zoop. You're gonna like-a this bomb head."
"How you like this island? Pretty nice, huh? Waterfront property. Yeah, it's mine. Well, it's a timeshare. It's good for romancing the ladies though, no? There's this little cookbook I've been seeing... Hey, it's pretty nice!"