Quote Originally Posted by BootStrapTommy View Post
Urrrnnnaalllggarrrrrahhhgghhjjgghhhvh, (I think that's how it would be spelled) a Half-Platinum Paragon Pseudonatural Tarrasque with a Vow of Poverty who is the absolute paragon of Good, but has the misfortune of being a big, scary Tarrasque and thus incapable of effectively communicating its intentions to anyone who isn't a big, scary Tarrasque. Also is a huge fan of all things cute and fuzzy, much to the horror of all things cute and fuzzy.
How do you get Half-Platinum?