* I am not allowed to play characters that are over 9,000 years old.
** I did not invent Magic Missile
*** Especially since I'm a Psion
**** We did have dragons back in my day. They were not just little lizards
***** I am not to call the Great Wyrm Black a "Young whippersnapper" And then proceed to beat him like a red-headed stepchild.
****** I did not have to walk uphill both ways in the snow while barefoot in order to get to dungeons.