Wait a minute. I just realised that I'm more than part way through what amounts to not one request, but two to three disguised as one, and only one of the three ponies I've even met.
I am a sucker, apparently.
Oh well, we'll see how it goes. And given that the request wasn't explained that thoroughly, the catch is that the concept has mutated from cross contamination and unfamiliarity. Guess thems the breaks, Siuis.
Also you guys move fast. I remember how I got two threads behind o_o