"But it's my sworn duty to seduce female bad guys. It's like in the bard charter or something." - Elan, to Haley

"I rest easy knowing that your revenge requires you to first outsmart someone's mount." - Vaarsuvius, to Belkar

"Tha's absurd. Lawful people do not do tha', Haley."
"Yeah, so let's forget the crazy talk and focus on what we know is actually true." -- Durkon and Roy.