Added in the words in footnotes, since Google Docs can't be persuaded to do that itself. 24200 words! What's more, some of my footnotes look really odd out of context.
"A feat of mental strength I’m not sure I could have performed."
"Slang for a fish and chip shop. I know it sounds like a racial slur for somebody or other, but it just means chips."
"I was later told that this translated as “C**k-hurdler”.