Dominic Deegan, Mk. XLVIII: Cargo Cult Writing
Calling it now. Good term, Bobikus.
Anyway, yeah. There's not much to say that hasn't already been said, except that Mookie gains way too much pleasure from derailing his characters.
Also, since we all know that DD has a close relationship with D&D, I think it's obvious that Miranda is a Sorcerer. There's no way in hell she has the INT or WIS high enough to use that as her casting stat. At all.