Devoted artificer of the church of Scorching Ray.
"This donkey has a broken leg," Tom asserted. Inordinately proud of this one.
"Those Dutch settlers never had a chance," said Tom, bored.
"And that's why they call it Warsaw," Tom finished polishedly.
"My uncle's an oil baron," said Tom refinedly.
"This is a majestic sunrise," said Tom grandiosely. Also this one.