First a damn shield hitting off the side of his bedroom/bathroom/kitchen, now a guy covered in spikes cuddling with a
gimp HANDICAPABLE PERSON. Enough was enough!
With a cacophony of shattering glass and the thunderclap of gunfire, accompanied by a frenzied "BANGBANGBANGBANGBANGBANG!" as that loveable, dashing, rogue Deadpool jumped out the window of an abandoned train, opening fire on the Iron Man Wannabe.
Buddy Die: (1d8)
Distinction: Merc With The Mouth (1d4) (Woo! Plot Points!)
Toys For Boys: Weapon d8 w/ 'Unnecessary Sales-Boosting Violence!' SFX: (1d10)
Weapon X Augmentation: Enhanced Reflexes (For Coolness!): (1d8)
Combat Master: (1d10)
Effect Die: d10
"I am TRYING to get some sleep! Talk about being railroaded into a fight, huh?" Said to Captain America before he turned to his hated enemy, "Ah! Fire-Dude! We meet again! ... For the first time!"