The unicorn would not have long to fear. Sandy drove the stake through his middle so hard, the sand-hardened tip cracked the rock beneath him.
Originally Posted by TheAmishPirate
His last words fell on deaf ears; Sandy jabbed the stake in his heart once more, heedless of the vampony ichor spurting all over him.
"Ehh, let's compromise and just get regretfully drunk together. Pick up flowers. What says 'sorry your kid got vamped and then I killed them'?"
"'Elvish barbeque' is what happens when the Quessir send one of their Evokers to deal with an orc invasion and then go home for the evening." - Elmah Dryearghymn, an elvish Evoker, as depicted to the left