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The unicorn would not have long to fear. Sandy drove the stake through his middle so hard, the sand-hardened tip cracked the rock beneath him.
Quote Originally Posted by TheAmishPirate View Post
His last words fell on deaf ears; Sandy jabbed the stake in his heart once more, heedless of the vampony ichor spurting all over him.
"Ehh, let's compromise and just get regretfully drunk together. Pick up flowers. What says 'sorry your kid got vamped and then I killed them'?"