The half-orc skids to a halt as a ponderous look comes over his features. He shakes his head and moves back to the others, "Well then, lead the way Chief!" He falls in at a more reasonable pace, keeping close to the group this time.
Just in case, in any game I've applied to without being selected: DMs are more than welcome to use my submission as an NPC as they wish!
Huge thanks to Howl for puting some Boomstick in my avatar