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    Default Re: D&D Snippets II: The Snippetting

    Quote Originally Posted by Dr Bwaa View Post
    Apologies for my prolonged absence. I haven't even managed to read anything on here since my last post. I'll get some comments and other stuff up soon; I promise

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    Honorable Commandant Elium,

    I take no pleasure in this wasteful destruction of your empire; it is simply a matter of satisfying my own populations. If you were to surrender, granting me unquestioned dominion over all of the systems I have already overthrown, along with 150 credits and your newly developed manufacturing technology, I believe that would be sufficient to slake my people's thirst for vengeance. I will stop this needless war, and grant you the technologies you need to retaliate against Admiral Bears, your betrayer.

    If the war hounds on your council may be convinced to see the light of reason, please deliver to them my offer.

    All my best,
    Empress Llamian Elwye of Kaf
    I look forward to reading this.

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    Dear Empress Elwye,

    Enclosed is 150 credits and a book on KND 2x4 Technology.

    Let loose the hounds of war.

    Yours truly,
    Twilight Sparkle
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    Some of Murphy's other laws.
    "Professionals are predictable, but the world is full of amateurs."
    "No plan survives the first contact intact."
    "If it's stupid, but it works, it isn't stupid."
    -Capt. Edward A. Murphy-
    Newton's Law of the Road
    "The object with more mass has the right-of-way."