To be fair, I haven't read most of your stuff, but what I have read, I at least like the idea, if not the execution. I'm of the opinion that homebrew balance can vary even in a single author's work pretty widely and that's okay. Not everyone has the same ideas on balance, and having a semi-wide range caters to a larger audience. Besides, if something doesn't match your idea of balance when you make it, you can always use that to improve, which I think you've done.
Also, the internet was funny to read.