Quote Originally Posted by Jibar View Post
When life gives you lemons, squeeze out the juice and throw in the moron's eyes. Stupid jerk giving me lemons...

Or,
Nothing but a Nobody.
Got it memorised?
The way I heard it was:

When life gives you lemons, make lemonade. Then, track down life, pin his ass to the ground, and pour the lemonade in the bastard's eyes and scream "THAT'S FOR THROWING CRAP AT ME YOU ASS!"

Or, an alternate version is:

When life gives you lemons, make lemonade. Then, find someone whose life is giving them vodka and have a party.