Name Change Request Thread II (Please Read Directions Before Posting)

[Q. Flestrin]

Please change my name from Ranting DM to Quinbus Flestrin.
If that is too long, then I would prefer John Adams.

Thank you.

{The first choice is too long and the second is the name of a US President. While I am sure there are many other John Adamses, it'd prefer not to allow a change to a political figure's name.}