Things I May No Longer Do While Playing XI: I May Not Postpone Naming My Thread

[Guizonde]

*Explosives do not come in "vorpal."

**unfortunately.
***not allowed to change that. we went over that five times, edward!!

******Any character who can do more damage, by any means, whether in terms of immediate impact or long-term damage, than an M-388 miniature nuclear warhead is vetoed
**I am banned from purchasing dynamite unless I can use it responsibly.
***"Responsibly" means not only minimizing civilian casualties and property damage, but also refraining from detonating the entire plot

you too, huh? we'd get along like a house on fire! (the dm on the other hand would weep tears of rage which one of us would proceed to weaponize.

*no weaponizing the dm's bodily fluids!

* No matter what the rules say my monk cannot offensively sit on people multiple times a round.

**teabagging is an offense reserved for multiplayer fps. not pen and paper...

preemptively throwing one out (to be confirmed tonight):

*dark heresy and pathfinder have a class in common: the inquisitor. don't mix up the two.
** pathfinder inquisitors will not *BLAM!!* anyone, unless they've got inquisition of black powder.
*** nope, no giving guizonde guns in pathfinder.
**** especially a scatter-gun to abuse crit rules.
***** or to "expedite" any problem by administration of high-velocity lead to a problematic face or twelve.