Campaign Quotes, No Context Edition VI: Good. Bad. I'm the one with the pun.

[Gallade]

"You're 15 feet tall. I have two swords and a grappling hook. WE WERE MEANT TO DO THIS REFERENCE!"
"Wait a second, you're supposed to kill US, not each other."

"You have exterminated everyone in a half mile's radius. Pity you also broke such a nice boulder in two as well."

"I get a lightbulb on my head! Except it's not a lightbulb, it's a flame. And it comes from my hair. My hair's on fire. Crap!"

"I'm off to the Dragon Tail to save my sister!"
"Do you know where that is?"
"......I'm off to a random direction to save my sister!"

"Yeah, that big half-dragon guy? He's basically a horrid abomination created while trying to turn people into dragons. And since he has my sister's blood transfused in him and he's also gone demented from the mutation shock he kinda knows me and agreed not to attack us. Try making sense of that."