M'naji (Player 1): "So. This group is hiring. Tell us about your experiences with ships."
Gilbert le Roux: "I served on a war galley for six weeks during the war. We sunk three elven ships."
Thalassa: "I served 15 years as first mate and navigator on the Black Falcon out of the Imperial City."
J'Rashka: "This one served on trade ship. Ship sank. Then this one served on other trade ship. Was accidentally impounded by Imperial Revenue service. Then served on other trade ship. Is not important where ship is now. J'Rashka does not know.
J'Rashka does many great deeds on sea. Once steers three pirate ships at once after we defeat in battle. All ships are on beach now. Not an accident, this one does on purpose. Is an orphanage now, because J'Rashka is generous hero."
M'naji, whispering to the rest of the party: "This one thinks we should hire J'Rashka. This one likes him."


Later...
Thierry (Player 2): "So, we thought one of them was a traitor."
DM: "Yup"
Thierry: "They were all traitors."
DM: "Yup."
Thierry: "The Khajiit. I mean, he was obvious,."
DM: "Yup."
Thierry: "And the Breton Knight Errant."
DM: "Yup."
Thierry: "And the straight-laced, boring navigator lady."
DM: "Yup."
Thierry: "And the cook."
DM: "Yup."
Thierry: "And the scholar who paid 2000 septim for passage."
DM: "Yup."
Thierry: "And his bodyguard."
DM: "Mhm."
Thierry: "And the plucky young orphan we hired as a ship's boy."
DM: "Was an assassin, yes."
Thierry: "You're an utter bastard. Also, remind me to never again piss off the merchant bank."