Campaign Quotes, No Context Edition VI: Good. Bad. I'm the one with the pun.

[ZeroGear]

Nick: "I watched 'Beep Beep Ima Sheep' so many times that I now have cotton mouth."

I literally watched this one day before I read this quote. Weird.

Busster: "Charge!"
Dealer: When did running TOWARDS the enemy become the coward option?

Rivit: "Don't worry, there's no way I can fail this jump!"
Deck: *Joker, Joker* (this is a crit fail)
Dealer: It was at this moment he knew, he f****d up.

Wyzz: Just s we're clear, we're all animals?
Dealer: Yup.
Wyzz: "Huh, I'm a cat?"
Nyfe: "I'm a bunny."
Buster: "Schnauzer."
Rivit: "Spider-monkey"
Wyzz: "Wait, what about Sypher?"
Dealer: As you ask that question, you see a roomba come into view.
Sypher: "This sucks."
Rivit: "Could have been worse, at least you're not a lamp."

Buster: "I'll show them the true meaning of pain!" *beat* "Right after I catch this elusive stump of a tail!"

Sypher: "Why are you sitting on me?"
Wyzz: "If you're a cat, you ride roombas. It's what you do."

Minion: "Get back here you vile rodent!"
Nyfe: "Who're you calling a rodent? I'm a BUNNY!"

Rivit: "NO ONE MAKES A MONKEY OUT OF ME AND GETS AWAY WITH IT!"

Commander: "What's taking so long? It's just one stinking rabbit!"
Minion: "That's no ordinary rabbit!"

Wyzz: "Is this the best you got? We've taken on worse!"
Deep rumbling voice: "Now you must still survive: Evillak!"
Buster: "NO ONE REMEMBERS THAT CARTOON!"

Sypher: "I may need some help."
Wyzz: *leaps into action*
Sypher: "...a cat is fine too."

Sorceress: "This certainly hurts my pride."
Buster: "Not as much as my teeth!" *growls*
Sorceress: "Oh poopie."