If you were turned into a monster, what monster whould you like to be turned intro?

[2D8HP]

...almost always portrayed as beautiful, wise, and extremely intelligent, so she wouldn't have to change anything....

....I'm kind of a tad jealous right now.

I'm not.

My wife, despite being older, retains all the beauty and smarts of youth, while I, in contrast, am increasingly turning into a dull-witted goblin.

It's a pain.