Dungeons and Dreamboats VIII: Bulletproof Nudity

[Khedrac]

Every time I see someone in full plate with a rapier, my eye twitches.

Regardless of all the other comments about the sword and heels - that's not full plate.
It's a breastplate, vambraces, gauntlets and greaves and whatever you want to call the shoulder bits and boots. The main thing "I" thought when I looked it was "hello femoral artery" - at which point if fighting similarly armoured opponents is that you want a fast sword as whoever gets their nick in the right place first wins...