Realizations that make you feel really stupid

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I can confirm that legend speaks of the portal to The Far Realms known only as On'Tarri-O.

I know of this land. I could reach it by traveling through the City of the Narrow River, or across Bridge of Blue Water. Or I could journey past the island of many spellings and much fudge to the gate of Sue and Marie and seek passage. I hear you can also seek passage past the herds of bison by the decreed waters, but I have not tried that route in over a decade.